搞笑段子；向心仪女生表白，她这么回应我，是答应还是不答应嘛～

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1。早上起来称体重，妈呀！我居然轻了2公斤！转头一想，不对，原来是我戴在脖子上的黄金项链忘记戴上了……

2。炒面炒到一半、臭豆腐炸到一半！城管来了！老板推着车子要走，我只好跟着跑，这就是一个吃货的一场说走就走的旅行。

3。老板：大叔，买裤子吗？大叔来了句：这裤子能试穿么？老板：当然了。大叔直接就穿上了，说了 句：能蹲吗？老板自信满满的说：蹲没问题。大叔于是蹲了几下，又问：可以跑吗？老板有点烦了：那还用说。于是大叔跑了，兔子一样的跑了。

据说，真正的朋友，看到你受伤都是这样的

4。今天买了几个柿子和一把香蕉，装在一个袋子里。回到寝室，发现柿子被挤烂了，于是我提着香蕉去水房冲洗。水房里好多人，一妹子正在洗衣服，她打量了我一会儿，幽幽的来了句：“都出血啦啊！”哗，瞬间我成了目光的焦点了！！

5。老公下班回家，额上有一片殷红，老婆见了大发娇慎：额头怎么会有口红？老公:不是口红，是血，开车前额撞在方向盘上了。老婆面有喜色说：哼，算你运气好！

6.前几天坐火车回家，站门口抽根烟。这时一漂亮妹子来接开水！看到我站在旁边，妹子就问我水开了吗？本着热情的心态就随口说了句：用手试试就知道了！结果～妹子就被烫哭了！

不一样的倒车技能，俩人都看傻了

7.昨晚看见老婆躺床上玩手机，我就过去枕她胸上说:老婆，咱俩玩脑筋急转弯呗。 老婆斜我一眼没理我。我说：脑袋枕在你胸上。打一物。老婆爱理不理说不知道。我说：平板垫脑。结果我睡沙发了……

8.朋友说他的媳妇特别懒，我问咋了，他说他家住三楼，他媳妇每次在网上买东西的时候都在备注上写：“孕妇，行动不便，请送货上门！”前些天，送快递的小哥终于忍不住了，在楼下大喊：“三年了！我忍了你三年了！你怀的是哪吒吗？！”

9.在公共厕所蹲坑，突然一个凶神恶煞的人对我吼道，给老子起来，老子要蹲！本着好汉不吃眼前亏的原则，我默默的让出了位置！过了一会老子走到他面前，上去就是一巴掌吼道，让你给老子装逼！然后撒腿就跑，随后传来了提裤子和怒吼的声音……

这么小就会开挂啦

终于鼓起勇气向心仪的女孩说了那句心声：“滚床单吗？”她的回答也是十分坚定：“滚！”请教各位...这姑娘到底是答应我了吗？

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